"

Teacher: “Where’s your homework?”

Me: “Ummm… Yeah…I thought I was gonna die today.”

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dontactlikewewerenothing:

sarah-hu19:

 

Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:

Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.

Awe and he smile reassuringly at him

  • Aries: Aggressive. Probably on steroids. Only knows how to demand things with no regards to anyone else.
  • Taurus: A rock. No, literally, they probably haven't moved in a year. Have never been known to change their minds. Also, food.
  • Gemini: An ADHD weirdo who probably doesn't know how to shut up. Change their minds as fast as they change subjects. Probably have some kind of personality disorder.
  • Cancer: Your mom. It doesn't matter if they actually gave birth to you they will still act as if they did. Passive-aggressiveness galore.
  • Leo: Thinks they're the center of the universe. Secretly thinks they're above everyone. Will cry if they're not in the spotlight.
  • Virgo: Health-obsessed weirdo who spents 99% of the day cleaning. They were probably born with grey hair. Also, your mother but way more nagging and less likable.
  • Libra: Can't make a decision not even at gunpoint. Shallow as a kiddie pool. Would rather die than be alone.
  • Scorpio: Everyone is scared of them. Unhealthy interest on the occult. Most likely to be suspected of murder.
  • Sagittarius: A clown. Unless, they're shy then they're useless. Also, lazy as hell.
  • Capricorn: Work. Work. Work. Their ambition will crush you. Look like the poster child for normal but actually quite creepy.
  • Aquarius: Crazy and weird. So comfortable with their weirdness they think they're the only ones who are so. Probably have some kind of God complex.
  • Pisces: Have no idea what the word 'practical' means. Would probably end up living on the streets if left to their own devices.

adventuresinneverneverland:

This show needs to come back

(Source: peterpumpkaboo)

waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom
waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom
waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom
waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom
waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom
waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom
waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom
waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom
waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom
waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom

waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom

(Source: beben-eleben)

the-leader-in-red:

OH MY GOD I HAVE FOUND THE GIF OF MY LIFE

the-leader-in-red:

OH MY GOD I HAVE FOUND THE GIF OF MY LIFE

(Source: taylorwildfree)

(Source: frolic-chronis)

lordhigheverythingelse:

bon-appeteats:

Made the fish for the stone ponds. I’m a little behind on them. :( Couldn’t do any crafting yesterday because I had pain in my wrist and thumb. Looking into maybe getting some of those crafting compression gloves I saw at Michaels to see if they help. #handmade #polymerclay #miniatures #fish #koi #wip

LLOK AT THE BABIES LOOK AT THE BBIIES